What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

If I only have a fire extinguisher to defend myself against some threat from people, should I spray them for max damage or just hit them with the fire extinguishers?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

The Best Of Roots Picnic Made Up For The Absolute Worst - HuffPost

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce spotted at wedding in Knoxville - WBIR

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What is the most popular song that includes the word "you"? Are there any other songs that use "you" multiple times?

share office space ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

So, the docs changed it to read

SEC Raises Legal Questions Over Proposed Ethereum, Solana ETFs - Decrypt

No go.

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

MLB investigating abuse claims from Giants pitcher’s wife - KRON4

No, not a chance

Still no good

Let’s Talk About Why Some Folks Are Really Unhappy With The Switch 2’s Screen - Kotaku

So they tried

They put up a sign reading

No way

In England, there's a small city called York which was named after New York. Why wasn't London, the largest city in England, named after New York? Why York?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

Have you ever had sex with your female cousin? How did it start?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Jobs report shifts Fed interest rate forecasts - TheStreet

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

Do leftists understand why young men are becoming more right-wing?